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Jimmy Carr They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 safetynumbersjews
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Jimmy Carr I’ll tell you what I know about dwarfs. Very little 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 dwarfsill
Jimmy Carr People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleadherepoliticalcorrectnessopinionretarded
Jimmy Carr I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 calledcuntdepthcapacitypleasureim
Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Jimmy Carr Child abuse, there’s a touchy subject 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 childabusetouchysubject
Jimmy Carr If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godchildrenspecialjesusweregods
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist
Jimmy Carr It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 itseasyhousehauntedgrow